For an annual flat fee we will manage your business accounts, file your tax return and coordinate interactions with governmental bodies such as tax credits, housing benefits at no additional cost.
We will take the headache out of those weekly/monthly real-time payroll submissions that are now required by the inland revenue (HMRC).
The limited company package includes annual returns, company accounts, corporation tax, real-time VAT and PAYE submissions, directors salary and personal tax returns.
We will help you with administration of your quarterly VAT returns - you only need to give us a big bag of tiresome receipts!
For subcontrcators we will help you manage your accounts in order to maximise your potential refund. For contractors we will manage your PAYE & CIS submissions including the verification and administration of new subcontractors.
This service is quite similar to the accounting services provide for sole traders.
WHAT WE OFFER
Stress-Free accountancy services in jargon free language....
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Get back to what you do best - making a success of your business!
WHAT WE OFFER
After all that if you're still not satified, our very own accountus emeritus, Pat Carlin, for whom ther exists 'nihil obstat' , will give you 'ex mero motu' an 'ad hoc' crash course in rudimentary Latin ....... ut Deum pro nobis omnibus.... Benedicat tibi deus!
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned out backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame, all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! - An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime.-
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams before my helpless sight
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin,
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,-
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
Adeste fideles laeti triumphantes,
Venite, venite in Bethlehem.
Natum videte Regem angelorum.
Deum de Deo, lumen de lumine
Gestant puellae viscera.
Deum verum, genitum non factum.
Cantet nunc 'Io', chorus angelorum;
Cantet nunc aula caelestium,
Gloria! Soli Deo Gloria!
Ergo qui natus die hodierna.
Jesu, tibi sit gloria,
Patris aeterni Verbum caro factum.
CARLIN & HERRON
ACCOUNTANTS DERRY 71368300
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